Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time (Old School)
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks. (John Barrymore)
How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen, What old December's bareness everywhere (William Shakespeare)
Pessimists are in a winwin situation, whatever happens they are either always right or pleasantly suprised. (Unknown)
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead. (Bertrand Russell)
Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. (Gore Vidal)
Paul was to know and proclaim God's will, His purpose, in view of Israel's rejection of christ. Had god been taken by surprise in the crucifixion of Christ Would He now be forced to resort to some makeshift arrangement No, for the crucifixion was all part of--indeed, the central part of, His secret, eternal plan, now revealed to Paul. (Cornelius Stam)
How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person (La Rochefoucauld)
If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance. (W. S. Gilbert)
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it and then, you know, you're perfectly safe. (James Abbott McNeill Whistler)
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one. (Samuel Johnson)
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered. (G. K. Chesterton)
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it will drive you crazy. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. (W. Somerset Maugham)
As one's gifts increase, his friends decrease. (Kahlil Gibran)
Courage is grace under pressure. (Ernest Hemingway)
Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure. (Edward Eggleston)
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. (Harry S Truman)
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered (Woody Allen)
Life is not lost by dying life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. (Stephen Vincent Benet)