My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. (Ronnie Shakes)
I don't believe people are looking for the meaning of life as much as they are looking for the experience of being alive. (Joseph Campbell)
The problems that exist in the world today cannot be solved by the level of thinking that created them. (Albert Einstein)
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone (Bertolt Brecht)
Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tampering with another's way of life - so simple, yet so difficult for an active spirit. Hands off (Henry Miller)
Celebrations are the juice of life. (John D. Hofbrauer, Jr.)
Tax reform means, 'Don't tax you, don't tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree.' (Russell Long)
It is possible to provide security against other ills, but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls. (Epicurus)
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty. (Eugene McCarthy)
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. (Arab Proverb)
Ed, we just witnessed a peaceful transition in government. Do you realize how miraculous that is...Today, tiny Cicely, Alaska, stood up and put another W in the win category for democracy. (Jeff Melvoin)
If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a subject. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Nobody is hurt. Hurt is in the mind. If you can walk, you can run. (Vince Lombardi)
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. (Abraham Lincoln)
I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success - the earliest spark in the dreaming youth - is this dream a great dream. (John A. Appleman)
I would rather reach for the stars, Then at least I know That I could never end up with dirt on my hands. (Unknown)
Learn to get in touch with silence within yourself, And know that everything in this life has purpose. There are no mistakes, No coincidences, All events are blessings given to us to learn from. (Elizabeth Kubler-Ross)
It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste. (Evelyn Waugh)
Human misery is too great for men to do without faith. (Heinrich Heine)
The city is the teacher of the man. (Simondes of Ceos)