She gave me more than just a sweater vest that night. She gave me all this. Nothing. She gave me nothing. That's what I need. No phone book, no Game Boy, no pasta maker, TV Guide. Nowhere to go, nothing to do. (Andrew Schneider)

The universe is change our life is what our thoughts make it. (Marcus Aurelius Antoninus)

It's no good trying to keep up old friendships. It's painful for both sides. The fact is, one grows out of people, and the only thing is to face it. (La Rochefoucauld)

To die, to sleep --To sleep, perchance to dream, ay there's the rub,For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeWhen we have shuffled off this mortal coil,Must give us pause there's the respectThat makes calamity of so long life. (William Shakespeare)

When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph. (Pierre Corneille)

When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, There arises the recognition of ugliness. When they all know the good as good, There arises the recognition of evil. (Lao Tzu)

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you. (Yassir Arafat)

Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, But rather that it shall never have a beginning. (John Henry Newman)

Do not worry about your problems in mathematics. I assure you, my problems with mathematics are much greater than yours. (Albert Einstein)

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. (Joan Baez)

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. (Abraham Lincoln)

I like to have a man's knowledge comprehend more than one class of topics, one row of shelves. I like a man who likes to see a fine barn as well as a good tragedy. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I didn't leave any stone unturned. (B. J. Gupta)

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. (Mary Kay Ash)

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. (A. J. Liebling)

It well becomes a young man to be modest. (Titus Maccius Plautus)

A man's errors are what make him amiable. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most. (Joe Moore)

He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. (David Frost)