A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them be real quiet, then open a door and there's the monster, sound asleep. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
The tragedy of life is not that man loses but that he almost wins. (Heywood)
Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes. (Henry J. Kaiser)
Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon. (Alexander Pope)
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. (Anon.)
While there's life, there's hope. (Terence)
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight is take a bath. (Joe Moore)
The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free is the amount of security enjoyed by minorities. (Emerich Edward Dalbert)
Every person takes the limits of their own field of vision for the limits of the world. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
Be patient enough to live one day at a time, letting yesterday go and leaving tomorrow until it arrives. (Unknown)
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. (Bertrand Russell)
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give. (Walt Whitman)
Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with the shades of deeper meaning. (Bertha Flowers)
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. (Henny Youngman)
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. (Voltaire)
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter if only we could prevent girls from being girls. (Anthony Hope)
Fun has a sacred dimension. (Adriana Diaz)
Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his foot, and so be pedestaled in triumph (Robert Browning)
Do not turn back when you are just at the goal. (Publilius Syrus)
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. (Oscar Wilde)