Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge. (Isaac Friedmann)
If you want to get along, go along. (Samuel Taliaferro Rayburn)
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary. (Julius Rosenwald)
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. (Jeff Marder)
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble. (Samuel Johnson)
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you but if you really make them think, they'll hate you. (Donald Robert Perry Marquis)
There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with our eyes open. (Jawaharlal Nehru)
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can look out of the window and see the blue sky -- or the answer is wrong and you have to start over and try again and see how it comes out this time. (Carl Sandburg)
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history. (Dwight D Eisenhower)
The more I know about men the more I like dogs. (Gloria Allred)
Truth is generally kindness, but where the two diverge and collide, kindness should override truth. (Samuel Butler)
They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe. (Jerry Coleman)
You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more. (Oprah Winfrey)
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom. (Merry Browne)
It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who want to make human ability the measure of what nature can and knows how to do, since, when one comes down to it, there is not one effect in nature, no matter how small, that eve (Galileo Galilei)
There are no wise few. Every aristocracy that has ever existed has behaved, in all essential points, exactly like a small mob. (G. K. Chesterton)
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. (Mark Twain)
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had. (I. F. Stone)
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk (Harry Morris Warner)