Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded. (Virginia)
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. (Albert Einstein)
If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether X is an integer or a real number, we can begin to focus on programming as a source of ideas. (Harold Abelson)
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over. (Herbert Mitgang)
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits. (Stephen Leacock)
Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations. (Herbert Spencer)
So they the Government go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent. (Sir Winston Churchill)
Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. (Douglas Noel Adams)
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. (Mark Twain)
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be. (Rita Rudner)
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. (Pope John XXIII)
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority. (E. B. White)
People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children. (Bill Watterson)
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. (Sir Winston Churchill)
He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden. (Plato)
Anyone who proposes to do good must not expect people to roll stones out of his way, but must accept his lot calmly if they even roll a few more upon it. (Albert Schweitzer)
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax. (Dianne Hales)
Such prosperity as we have known up to the present is the consequence of rapidly spending the planet's irreplaceable capital. (Aldous Huxley)
The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have. (Edward Clarke)