A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. (James Feibleman)
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave. (Sydney Smith)
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. (Unknown)
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. (Albert Einstein)
Football is not a contact sport, it's a collision sport - dancing is a contact sport. (Vince Lombardi)
We'll talk without listening to each other that is the best way to get along. (Alfred De Musset)
Qaddafi counted on America to be passive. He counted wrong. (Ronald Reagan)
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. (Anon.)
Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts, perhaps the fear of a loss of power. (John Ernst Steinbeck)
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
You must pursue this investigation of Watergate even if it leads to the president. I'm innocent. You've got to believe I'm innocent. If you don't, take my job. (Richard Milhous Nixon)
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are not even capable of forming such opinions. (Albert Einstein)
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. (Robert Anton Wilson)
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please. (Pythagorus)
Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble powers of attention, and irreclaimable weakness of character. (James Bridie)
Wealth is not without its advantages, and the case to the contrary, although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive. (John Kenneth Galbraith)
Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. (Betty Bender)
I am a Marxist--of the Groucho tendency. (Anonymous)
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow. (Arthur Stringer)
You look at where you're going and where you are and it never makes sense, but then you look back at where you've been and a pattern seems to emerge. And if you project forward from that pattern, then sometimes you can come up with something. (Robert M. Pirsig)