I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, 'Regular time' And they'd say, 'Yeah.' And I'd say, 'Sorry, all I have is rogue time.' It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
The artist needs no religion beyond his work. (Elbert Hubbard)
Thoughts lead on to purposes purposes go forth in action actions form habits habits decide character and character fixes our destiny. (Tryon Edwards)
Whatever you are, be a good one. (Abraham Lincoln)
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein it rejects it. (P. B. Medawar)
Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment, full effort is full victory. (Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi)
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. (Nora Ephron)
'Honour thy father and thy mother' stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness. (Aeschylus)
Better and ugly face than an ugly mind. (James)
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. (Bertrand Russell)
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd. (Edith Sitwell)
That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it. (Mel Brooks)
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. (Fred Allen)
I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts. (G. B. Burgin)
We are here on earth to do good for others. What the others are here for, I don't know. (Wystan Hugh Auden)
Shah is a kind of magic word with the Persian people. (Mohammed Reza Pahlavi)
Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence. (Francis Jeffrey)
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. (Simon Cameron)
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. (Sextus Propertius)