It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. (Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. (Ambrose Bierce)
And all people live, Not by reason of any care they have for themselves, But by the love for them that is in other people. (Leo Tolstoy)
We do not inherit the land, we borrow it from our children. (American Indian Proverb)
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. (Ken Hakuta)
If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the subject of eating. (Leigh Hunt)
All's fair in love and war. (Francis Edwards)
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. (Nick Diamos)
Segregation is the adultery of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality. (Martin Luther King, Jr.)
A closed mouth catches no flies. (Miguel de Cervantes)
Creatures whose mainspring is curiosity enjoy the accumulating of facts far more than the pausing at times to reflect on those facts. (Clarence Day)
The best way to predict the future is to create it (Jason Kaufmann)
Love is a kind of military service. (Latin Proverb)
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion. (Arab Proverb)
Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself, Till by broad spreading it disperses to naught. (William Shakespeare)
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it. (Thomas Carlyle)
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. (Mark Twain)
One of the chief obstacles to intelligence is credulity, and credulity could be enormously diminished by instructions as to the prevalent forms of mendacity. Credulity is a greater evil in the present day than it ever was before, because, owing to the growth of education, it is much easier than it used to be to spread misinformation, and, owing to democracy, the spread of misinformation is more important than in former times to the holders of power. (Bertrand Russell)