The man who is completely wise and virtuous has no need of glory, except so far as it disposes and eases his way to action by the greater trust that it procures him. (Plutarch)
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. (Aristotle)
Pray you now, forget and forgive. (William Shakespeare)
Never judge someone by who he's in love with judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. (Cynthia Heimel)
Love is a great beautifier. (Louisa May Alcott)
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. (Aldous Huxley)
I have seen the future and it doesn't work. (Robert Fulford)
Joel That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks. (Ellen Herman)
If dogs could talk, perhaps we'd find it just as hard to get along with them as we do with people. (Diana Black)
Only the little people pay taxes. (Leona Helmsly)
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. (Alan Turing)
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian - and at once the world becomes explicable. (H.L. Mencken)
Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, 'Hey, have you seen Fred' And they'll say, 'Fred who' And you say, 'Fred of snakes' Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Praise youth and it will prosper. (Irish Proverb)
A relationship is like a rose, How long it lasts, no one knows Love can erase an awful past, Love can be yours, you'll see at last To feel that love, it makes you sigh, To have it leave, you'd rather die You hope you've found that special rose, 'Cause you love and care for the one you chose. (Rob Cella)
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else. (Tom Stoppard)
Consumers are statistics. Customers are people. (Stanley Marcus)
The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love. (Don Barthelme)
Tony Montana I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. (Scarface)
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke. (Brendan Francis)