Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. (Virginia)
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself. (G. C. Lichtenberg)
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. (Anonymous)
We are rarely proud when we are alone. (Voltaire)
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh. (Reinhold Niebuhr)
I have seen the future and it doesn't work. (Robert Fulford)
What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person . . .a form of jogging for the innards, but that it creates a mood in which the other positive emotions can be put to work, too. (Norman Cousins)
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. (Diane Ackerman)
Leaders keep their eyes on the horizon, not just on the bottom line. (Warren Bennis)
Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. (F. M. Hubbard)
A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. (Aristotle)
One hopes to achieve the zero option, but in the absence of that we must achieve balanced numbers. (On Soviet and Allied missiles in Europe) (Margaret Hilda Thatcher)
If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty. (Benjamin Franklin)
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. (Charles M. Schulz)
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. (Dick Cavett)
Money will come when you are doing the right thing. (Mike Phillips)
Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words. (Aprocrypha)
The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all it is simply to reduce as many individuals as possible to the same safe level, to breed a standard citizenry, to put down dissent and originality. (Henry Louis Mencken)
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. (This Is Spinal Tap)