The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew every time he sees me, whilst all the rest go on with their old measurements, and expect them to fit me. (George Bernard Shaw)

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot. (Salvador Dali)

It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its soverign law is subordination and dependence. (Marquis de Vauvenargues)

Do to others what you would have them do to you. (Bible)

Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn't there a saying that if it comes off in your hand, you can rear back and throw it as hard as you can I thought I heard that somewhere. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)

Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. (Eric Hoffer)

Knowledge exists to be imparted. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. (Laurence J. Peter)

One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)

...A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose to a life beyond life. (John Milton)

People who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society. (Vince Lombardi)

N.B. This quotation is a paraphrase of a much older quote by Aristotle, which see. (Shaquille ONeal)

Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. (American Indian Proverb)

All politics are based on the indifference of the majority. (James Barrett Scotty Reston)

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination. (Norman Vincent Peale)

People who are tremendously concerned about their identification, their individuality, their self-expression, or their sense of humor, always seem to be missing the very things they pursue. (Walter Lippmann)

When it's breezy, hit it easy. (Davis Love, Jr.)

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. (H. G. Wells)

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. (George Santayana)

You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you. (James Lane Allen)