These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. (Sam Snead)
Men moving only in an official circle are apt to become merely official -- not to say arbitrary -- in their ideas, and are apter and apter with each passing day to forget that they only hold power in a representative capacity. (William Adams)
Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race. (Calvin Coolidge)
The beginning is the most important part of the work. (Plato)
Blessed are the cracked For they shall let in the light. (Unknown)
I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he had read about the effects of smoking that he gave up reading. (Henry G. Strauss)
You shouldn't say it is not good. You should say, you do not like it and then, you know, you're perfectly safe. (James Abbott McNeill Whistler)
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. (George Carlin)
All great truths begin as blasphemies. (George Bernard Shaw)
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. (George Bernard Shaw)
I never add up. I only subtract from the total dying... . . . It is not the magnitude of our actions but the amount of love that is put into them that matters. (Mother Theresa)
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate. (Margaret Cho)
'True love' isn't so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is an enduring commitment to give sacrificially --even, or perhaps especially, when you don't feel like it. (William R. Mattox, Jr.)
Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it. (Robert A. Heinlein)
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care. (Dave Barry)
A chief event in life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full look at the worst. (Thomas Hardy)
I never reprimand a boy in the evening-darkness and a troubled mind are a poor combination. (Frank L. Boyden)
The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy. (Friedrich Engels)
Billy Hey I'm trying to score points with the teacher today. DON'T SCREW IT UP. 3rd Grader I dare you to touch her boobs. Billy Touch her boobs That's assault brotha...... Ya double dare me (Billy Madison)