The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. (Joe Theismann)
In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions know that you are alone in the world. (Henry David Thoreau)
Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility. (George Orwell)
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. (Stephen Leacock)
The trust I have is in mine innocence, and therefore am I bold and resolute. (William Shakespeare)
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. (Oliver Wendell Holmes)
It seems to me that perfection of means and confusion of goals seems to characterize our age. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that will tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Always have some project under way . . . an ongoing project that goes over from day to day and thus makes each day a smaller unit of time. (Dr. Lillian Troll)
What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness. (M. C. Escher)
A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour. (P. G. Wodehouse)
Pray you now, forget and forgive. (William Shakespeare)
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. (Persian Proverb)
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. (Carl Sagan)
Friendship is a horizon-- which expands whenever we approach it. (E. R. Hazlip)
The pot calls the kettle black. (Miguel de Cervantes)
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. (Abraham Lincoln)
The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave. (James A. LaFond-Lewis)
I row after health like a waterman... (Jonathan Swift)
In the choice between changing ones mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. (John Kenneth Galbraith)