Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. (Erma Bombeck)
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. (Thomas Alva Edison)
This is like deja vu all over again. (Yogi Berra)
The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement. (George Will)
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. (Mark Twain)
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves. (Elias Canetti)
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself. (James Thurber)
Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must. (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know. (Marvin Minksy)
An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. (Harold Loukes)
I felt invincible. My strength was that of a giant. God was certainly standing by me. I smashed five saloons with rocks before I ever took a hatchet. (Carry Nation)
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke. (Brendan Francis)
Instant gratification takes too long. (Carrie Fisher)
The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things. (Marcus Valerius Martialis)
Whenever books are burned men also in the end are burned. (Heinrich Heine)
A man said to the universe 'Sir, I exist' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.' (Stephen Crane)
To know someone here or there with whom you can feel there is understanding in spite of distances or thoughts expressed (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
If you never budge, don't expect a push. (Malcolm Stevenson Forbes)
It gets late early out there. (Lawrence Peter Berra)
I have never found, in a long experience of politics, that criticism is ever inhibited by ignorance. (Harold MacMillan)