Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter. (William Ralph Inge)
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. (Anna M. Uhlich)
A person will be called to account on Judgement Day for every permissible thing he might have enjoyed but did not. (The Talmud)
People fo privilage will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material part of their advantage. (John Kenneth Galbraith)
In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular. (George Bernard Shaw)
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. (Mark Twain)
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. (George Smith Patton, Jr.)
Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. (Floyd Dell)
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal. (Albert Einstein)
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4 AM. It could be the right number. (Doug Larson)
The trees reflected in the river -- they are unconscious of a spiritual world so near to them. So are we. (Nathaniel Hawthorne)
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution. (J. K. Rowling)
Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. (Phillip Earl Stanhope)
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. (Juan Ramon Jiminez)
Life is going to give you just what you put into it. Put your whole heart in everything you do. (Vivian Baxter)
Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going. (Laurence J. Peter)
History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken. (James Joyce)
I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp. That way, you could ride him, then after you camped at night, you could eat him. How about it, science (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
Don't fall before you're pushed. (English Proverb)