No matter what you believe, it doesn't change the facts. (Al Kersha)

The finest workers in stone are not copper or steel tools, but the gentle touches of air and water working at their leisure with a liberal allowance of time. (Henry David Thoreau)

Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within. (Franz Kafka)

Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what she'd say if I spent it like a sober congressman (R. W. Plagge)

Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade (Benjamin Franklin)

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it. (Alfred Hitchcock)

The highest of distinctions is service to others. (King George VI)

Time as he grows old teaches many lessons. (Aeschylus)

Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together. (Ovid)

Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored. (George Saunders)

Whatever your advice, make it brief. (Horace)

Often it is the most deserving people who cannot help loving those who destroy them. (Hermann Hesse)

There is no substitute for hard work. (Thomas Alva Edison)

The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself. (John Holt)

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. (P. T. Forsyth)

Love is only half the illusion the lover, but not his love, is deceived. (George Santayana)

Danny Noonan I haven't even told my father I'm not gonna get that scholarship. I'm gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life. Ty Webb What's wrong with lumber I own two lumberyards. Danny Noonan I notice you don't spend too much time there. Ty Webb I'm not quite sure where they are. (CaddyShack)

Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets. (Anthony Burgess)

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. (Laurence J. Peter)

Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstance. (Theodore Herman Albert Dreiser)