There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy. (Paul Rudnick)
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. (Unknown)
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated. (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. (Dan Quayle)
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity. (Paul Goodman)
The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself. (George Washington Allston)
I want to know how God created this world. I am not interested in this or that phenomenon, in the spectrum of this or that element. I want to know His thoughts the rest are details. (Albert Einstein)
The man of understanding finds everything laughable. (Johann von Goethe)
'State intelligence,' like 'military intelligence' and 'woman friend,' is a contradiction in terms. (Niall MacDermot)
What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and courting new impressions. (Walter Pater)
Don't let yesterday take up too much of today. (Will Rogers)
I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'. (William Shakespeare)
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than anybody else, and, second, that nobody else is either. (Homer McLin)
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. (Leonardo DaVinci)
Audentis Fortuna iuvat. (Fortune assists the bold) also Fortune favors the bold. (Virgil)
The greatest gift we can give one another is rapt attention to one another's existence. (Sue Atchley Ebaugh)
The voice of the people is the voice of God. (Alcuin)
An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't. (Anatole France)
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did not last for long. (Homer)
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. (Robert McCloskey)