There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. (George Bernard Shaw)
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell. (Buddha)
If you look at what you have in life, You'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, You'll never have enough. (Oprah Winfrey)
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man. (Julius Robert Oppenheimer)
This hath not offended the king. (Sir Thomas More)
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. (Arab Proverb)
If you would stand well with a great mind, leave him with a favorable impression of yourself if with a little mind, leave him with a favorable impression of himself. (Samuel Taylor Coleridge)
I would far rather be ignorant than wise in the foreboding of evil. (Aeschylus)
Happy The price is wrong, bitch. (Happy Gilmore)
There is no shortage of good days. It is good lives that are hard to come by. (Annie Dillard)
Never deprive someone of hope it might be all they have. (H. Jackson Jr. Brown)
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. (Oscar Wilde)
The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for you to rest on them. (Franklin P. Jones)
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest. (J. G. Holland)
While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. (Samuel Johnson)
Genius is of no country. (Charles Churchill)
Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. (Nancy Astor)
The whole secret of existence is to have no fear. Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one. Only the moment you reject all help are you freed. (Buddha)
If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.' (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)