Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. (Buddha)

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. (Oprah Winfrey)

The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos. (Stephen Jay Gould)

I hate women because they always know where things are. (James Thurber)

I guess the hard thing for a lot of people to accept is why God would allow me to go running through their yards, yelling and spinning around. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. (Francis Bacon)

Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers. (Brenda Ueland)

I conceive the essential task of religion to be to develop the consciences, the ideals, and the aspirations of mankind. (Robert Millikan)

There is a tricycle in man. He knows, he feels and acts. He has emotion, intellect and will. He must develop head, heart and hand. (Swami Sivanada)

The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way. (Henry David Thoreau)

The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war. (Desiderius Erasmus)

When defeat is inevitable, it is wisest to yield. (Quintilian)

When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes. (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)

The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the unknowable God without His revelation in Christ. God is not only invisible to man's sight , but also to man's senses. In Christ is found a God who is near, who hears, who cares, who loves, and who saves. 'For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ' (2 Cor. 46) 'All things are delievered unto me of my Father and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father neither knoweth any man the Father, save the son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him' (Matt. 1127). (Eugene Reuweler)

The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new way or to say a new thing in an old way. (Richard Harding Davis)

I have heard your views. They do not harmonize with mine. The decision is taken unanimously. (Charles De Gaulle)

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off. (Bill Veeck)

Develop interest in life as you see it in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself. (Henry Miller)

If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.' (Jack Handey Deep Thoughts)

To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. (Bette Davis)